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EpicArtifex (73)
In Man loses Life Savings On Carnival Stand
18 May 2013 16:43
Why the hell did he not just buy Xbox Kinect?
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In If you can turn into any animal, what would it be.
10 May 2013 19:15
Does God count as an animal?
I'm gonna have to go with that.
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In What do you honestly think about the above user's icon?
06 May 2013 10:04
The distinguished EpicArtifex spake:
Pretty sure that's a pickaxe.

Wait, nope. I was looking at the first page.
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In What do you honestly think about the above user's icon?
06 May 2013 10:00
Pretty sure that's a pickaxe.
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In Age old religion fight
30 Apr 2013 06:37
If there's no God then how come our fingers fit perfectly in our nostrils?

Checkmate, atheists.
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In Anarchy
29 Apr 2013 07:25
"Avoid arguments."

Why would you start a thread like this if you didn't want any arguments?
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In Say something that only your opposite self from an opposite dimension would say.
25 Apr 2013 14:30
"This thread is very fulfilling and interesting."
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In [color=black][b]EPIC[/color][/b] [color=red][b]INJURIES!!![/color][/b]
23 Apr 2013 16:36
I died once.

Never again.
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In 18 year old has health of 80 year old man due to eating habits
22 Apr 2013 00:07
The distinguished SkaterGirl13 spake:
The distinguished EpicArtifex spake:
Breast milk. Humans can survive their whole lives on nothing but breast milk.


TMI

Not really.
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In This thing is still on?
19 Apr 2013 00:33
Bypassing- no thank you.

Using 'gay' as a derogatory term- no thank you.

And if you're going to go on a four-year hiatus, don't be surprised if you get left behind by change.
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In 18 year old has health of 80 year old man due to eating habits
18 Apr 2013 00:43
Breast milk. Humans can survive their whole lives on nothing but breast milk.
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In What is your religion? (NO Debating)
31 Mar 2013 10:55
The distinguished AppleBee spake:
I will not offend anyone, but I do not believe there is god. I understand different people have different ways of thinking. It is nice to know that someone can follow their way of thinking and really get into it. I think it's a great thing that people have different ways of thinking, because where's the fun without the arguments? It is only a simple state. Think about thinking.


No, no, no, you're doing it all wrong! The first post of the thread specifically says not to post anything thoughtful, insightful, intelligent or interesting!
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In Do you belive there's a God?
31 Mar 2013 10:43
The distinguished SkaterGirl13 spake:

considering you didn't even spell "screwed" right,i'm not gonna try and prove my point to you.


Mother of God...

"Skewed" is a word, and it's what I was trying to say, moron. Stop making up stupid excuses to ignore when other people have a valid point. OH WAIT, people with your mindset are totally incapable of stopping that.
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In Lower your IQ
26 Mar 2013 08:27
My hope for humanity called. It says it's leaving forever.
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In Do you belive there's a God?
26 Mar 2013 08:23
The distinguished SkaterGirl13 spake:
The distinguished Darmani Link spake:The distinguished SkaterGirl13 spake:God is real.He's done so many miracles for me and my family.
here's a few miracles He's done for my grandpa:
1. My grandpa was working in an elevator shaft,and someone turned the power back on to that elevator.God saved my grandpa from getting crushed by it.

2. my grandpa was using a chainsaw to cut down a tree.the chainsaw slipped from his hands and almost cut his leg off,but God kept it from chopping his leg off.

3. my grandpa was doing electrical wiring stuff in a car factory.he got electricuted,and fell from his ladder.a 5 or 6 inch nail went into the back of his head,barely missing his brain.God saved him from dying.

1. God didn't save him. That person did. You're thanking the wrong person.

2. God didn't stop his leg from getting sliced off. Adrenaline did.

3. He fell at an angle, and probably tilted his head forward, so, it went in at that exact angle.

At this point, it seems like he's cheated death, rather than saved from it.

1. No one did anything to save him except God.the person turned ON the elevator which almost CRUSHED him.

2. Adrenaline had nothing to do with it.God kept it from going through his leg.

3. It was no accident that he landed the way he did.It wasn't just a matter of him leaning forward.it was a matter of God protecting him.

He didn't cheat death.He was saved from death until it was his time to go.


This is why you'll never see reason. You see what any normal person knows is just luck, and you INSIST it must be God. You were brought up to believe in him, and that has totally skewed your ability to think rationally and observe empirically.

It's a shame what horrors being taught religion as fact from an early age can do to the mind.
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In [color=black][b]What are you doing?[/color][/b]
09 Mar 2013 23:40
Or, y'know, you could just look at what you're doing.
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In Cupcakes being confescated because of plastic army men
09 Mar 2013 23:37
You might want to provide a bit more info', since this is extraordinarily vague, and I don't think many people are likely to have heard about it.
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In BSA not Allowing Homosexuals in
26 Feb 2013 08:24
I have no idea what the BSA is, but not letting gays into an organisation for no reason other than that they're gay is dumb in any circumstance.
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In Read please
05 Feb 2013 00:51
Actually, not only does being 'copyed' make it totally suck, but it's almost always illegal as well, being a breach of copyright.
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In What is your religion? (NO Debating)
04 Feb 2013 10:37
I think I have found the single most useless thread on this site.

"Hey guys, let's all post what we believe, but don't you DARE post anything thoughtful, constructive or intelligent!"
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