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Google Glasses are Misleading!
Avatar By GrumpyOldMan
Posted 28 Jul 2012 17:29
Category: Polemic Rant
Rant #1:

So I just broke my pair of spectacles and I found this cool replacement "Google Glasses" Apparently you can use them as a computer thing. Anyway when I had a proper look they turned out to be fake! Google truly are hooligans! This is a blog about businesses and their moronic ways!

I was looking forward to my new pair so I complained to Google and they didn't reply. Typical...
Also, this new apple came out which I was looking forward to eat. Instead I got a worthless slab of inedible metal! I tried eating it too.

Why do companies falsely advertise products? McDonald's Big Mac was tiny! Also, microwaveable meals never look like the picture! I bet they'd change their act if I showed them the Consumer Goods Act!

Also "fun sized" bars aren't fun at all. Who finds eating under sized bars "fun"? Seriously! But I suppose their idea of fun can be condensed into a 4mm x 10mm chocolate bar! Also, Cadbury's Heroes? Since when has a mini chocolate bar saved anyone!

Anyway, Google Glasses - aren't. Don't buy them because they don't aid vision!

Rant #2:

Companies sell cheap products for a reason. It's the only way they can actually sell their rubbish. I have had enough of buying a 50p chocolate bar only to find out that it is "fun" sized! I could swear they prey on old people without good reading ability! Why force us to by poor quality products with low prices? I bet they're laughing! "Hahaha! Another Old Fool bought one of our rubbish products!" is what they're saying!

The point is that a product's low price is an illusion. Don't end up with poor quality like I did!
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Comments
Avatar purplepandafish
30 Jul 2012 02:53
Seventeen
Avatar Jack10
29 Jul 2012 16:11
You have the wrong number. Please hang up.
Avatar SirQuinn
29 Jul 2012 15:11
Most companies prey on last-moment impulse buys for profits.

I, on the otherhand, love to get bargain soda everytime.

Those fridges at cash registers sell bottles for $1.50(USD) or more, intended for one person. But I, take the twenty extra feet and walk to all the fridges near the bakery selling one liter top-brand sodas, for just a DOLLAR. I get double the soda for half-price, and it`s cold, ready to drink!
Avatar HullBreach
29 Jul 2012 13:10
Old Man, the proble with Google is that it's run by a bunch abarchist kids. I'm sure you know how little respect kids (and anarchists) give to others.
Avatar Marissa535
29 Jul 2012 05:55
This was really funny.
Avatar Mexter
29 Jul 2012 05:42
Quoth Lucas7:
I remember seeing an ad for some kind of Google high-tec Specs but it was in early development.
Either what your talking about is diffrent or the product was released way too early.

Anyways rip-offs are getting alot more common everywhere as economies start to stumble. It's pathetic and is worsening the ecoonomy.


I agree the economy is bad due to people not buying things but people keep making the same things. Its a waste of resources!
Avatar PandemoniouS
29 Jul 2012 05:15
Haha nice.
Avatar Lucas7
29 Jul 2012 04:26
I remember seeing an ad for some kind of Google high-tec Specs but it was in early development.
Either what your talking about is diffrent or the product was released way too early.

Anyways rip-offs are getting alot more common everywhere as economies start to stumble. It's pathetic and is worsening the ecoonomy.
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